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Halloween Deals
Cheap, quick and clever items keep you festive without resorting to bed-sheet ghosts and messy pumpkin carvings.





Fun-Kins Synthetic Pumpkins
Grandin Road
www.grandinroad.com

Working late? No time to pluck or carve a pumpkin this Halloween? No problem. Check out Fun-Kins Synthetic Pumpkins by Grandin Road. Made from polyurethane foam, these faux jack-o-lanterns are hand painted and cast from actual pumpkins—first glance and you'd think they’re the real deal. Saving you time, a mess and a potentially frightening encounter with a disgruntled trick-or-treater—these pieces of art will keep your porch lit till dawn with electric- or battery-operated lights. Plus, they won’t break the bank so you can collect a whole patch of your own.
Starting at $24

The Original Billy-Bob Teeth
The Faketeeth.com Corp
www.faketeeth.com

Forget silly masks; change your face with a new set of chompers! Billy Bob Teeth throw any redeeming facial quality out the window. Perfect for disturbing a spouse, child or neighbor, these unflossed pearls are dentist designed with denture acrylics and putty that forms to your teeth for a secure fit. Try the smaller Betty Bob Teeth for ladies and Binky Bob Pacifiers for kids. So realistic, you'll have to stop yourself from brushing them.
Starting at $10

Halloween Pumpkin Assorted Chocolate Candies
See’s Candies, Inc.
www.sees.com

You're too old to hit up the neighbors’ for candy this Halloween, but that doesn’t mean you should miss out on those treats. See’s Candies, Inc. offers decorative, cavity-inducing candies that are sure to put you in a hauntingly good mood. With 20 pieces (4 packs of 5), these assorted chocolate-covered buttercream and orange buttercream candies and topped with ghosts and jack-o-lanterns will definitely satisfy your sweet tooth. There's nothing scary about these candies—unless you're a calorie counter.
$25

Eggs and Bacon Couples Costume
Everything Halloween
www.everythinghalloween.com

Still don’t have a costume? Be your favorite breakfast food this scary season. You and your spouse will sizzle up any party with these fashionable fried food tunics. These simple foam costumes are great with a side of comfortable clothing underneath. No need for messy make-up either, which makes these costumes great for last minute get-togethers. Easy to slip on and off, these costumes will leave you sunny-side up.
$50

400-Watt Fog Machine with Remote
Target
www.target.com

Don’t waste time messing with dry ice. Use this Fog Machine to add that creepy graveyard feel to any front porch or pathway instead. The 400-watt motor heats the Fog Juice ($15 sold separately) to create the ultimate smoke effect. The remote control allows you to stay out of view while you cloud the vision of unsuspecting gremlins’ and ghouls’. Conveniently portable, the fog machine is also perfect for adding a sense of mystery to any Halloween soiree.
$35

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